It's been 9 months since January and science has already been booming this year, reports say. Reports also say that fully functional, completely cohesive dodecahedrons will be a thing of the near future. in 2017, Bill Gates and the entire staff of Microsoft will reveal the long awaited, 100% cohesive dodecahedron. According to some graphs, these dodecahedrons will be 3 times more cohesive than the average dodecahedron. One scientist quotes, "You'll need cohesiveness times 3 to be as cohesive as this." It was only when I sat down with Doctor Sink Donor that I fully understood my comprehension of cohesivity.
Me: How are you doing Mr. Sink?
Sink: Hmmm one might say bon voyage? I'm not sure. Ever since we founded cohesivism it's all been a blur. My life changed since my great discovery. My shoelaces were kinda lame to be honest. But no worries, now I'm pimpin.
The man struck me as a real ladies man. He didn't have a beard but it felt better to imagine him with one. I thought about my past, my mistakes, and my future, goals, etc. The waters of my mind became murky and my body fell to the dusk of mis-symphonies of trial-and-error. I thought about how every moment of my life would eventually become foreshadowing of future events. I lost my ability to hear, the only existent thing was the tornado of emotions whirling around in my head. I came into full realization of cohesivist nature. Not only were we dealing with an entirely cohesive dodecahedron, but we were dealing with a revolution. I asked the Microsoft employees how this came to be and I received a wide array of different answers. One man had the generosity to sacrifice his wife for the project. When I questioned him his only response was, "You have 2 categories of things in this world: cohesive and uncohesive. My wife wasn't cohesive and (un)fortunately she had to pay the price. Do I have any regrets? nah prolly not." Recently, lately, cohesiveness has been a real debate in news, but I've discovered that it's not so much about the cohesiveness so much as it is about the children and Christmas carols. I am 100% sure that 2017 will be good because in 2017 cohesive dodecahedrons will be real and not artificial. They won't be fake and they will operate in the 3 dimensional universe. That being said, what can we expect next? The future will bear true unjustices of unjustices and the goodness will be cohesive beyond recognition.
Me: How are you doing Mr. Sink?
Sink: Hmmm one might say bon voyage? I'm not sure. Ever since we founded cohesivism it's all been a blur. My life changed since my great discovery. My shoelaces were kinda lame to be honest. But no worries, now I'm pimpin.
The man struck me as a real ladies man. He didn't have a beard but it felt better to imagine him with one. I thought about my past, my mistakes, and my future, goals, etc. The waters of my mind became murky and my body fell to the dusk of mis-symphonies of trial-and-error. I thought about how every moment of my life would eventually become foreshadowing of future events. I lost my ability to hear, the only existent thing was the tornado of emotions whirling around in my head. I came into full realization of cohesivist nature. Not only were we dealing with an entirely cohesive dodecahedron, but we were dealing with a revolution. I asked the Microsoft employees how this came to be and I received a wide array of different answers. One man had the generosity to sacrifice his wife for the project. When I questioned him his only response was, "You have 2 categories of things in this world: cohesive and uncohesive. My wife wasn't cohesive and (un)fortunately she had to pay the price. Do I have any regrets? nah prolly not." Recently, lately, cohesiveness has been a real debate in news, but I've discovered that it's not so much about the cohesiveness so much as it is about the children and Christmas carols. I am 100% sure that 2017 will be good because in 2017 cohesive dodecahedrons will be real and not artificial. They won't be fake and they will operate in the 3 dimensional universe. That being said, what can we expect next? The future will bear true unjustices of unjustices and the goodness will be cohesive beyond recognition.